Monday, May 17, 2004

i close my blog down for the next few months.
dont waste time coming here.
bye bye

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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry:
i left out some very very very important ppl.

BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE SUPPORTERS.

thanx to all those dedicated ppl who came down to support us during our debates. without u ppl and ur moral support(not to mention loud applause) i dont think we would have gotten very far. THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY MUCH.

thank you ruggers(ben twoon, senthil, wenloong, arjun, just, and all the other ppl)
mr yap classes
debate club members
classmates(sid thanx for coming for almost every debate)
other ppl who came down to support us(siakie etc)
anyone who i may have unintentionaly missed out.


thanx a lot ppl

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Saturday, May 01, 2004

VICTORY!!!!!!!!

Yes, it's true, it's official and it's for REAL, we did won the JGs -- WE ARE THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.

Yesterday's debate was, at the least, nerve-wrecking. Historical precedent had shown that we did not really have a good record against ACS. So basically we went into the debate being very nervous and for me, being VERY SCARED. Even our prep looked quite shaky, our substantive cases only came out on thursday night. But during the debate, i was pretty calm(except b4 my speech). Junyi, shang and I stuck together as a team and did wat we planned to do. And well, it paid off. so we won 4-1 split. but it was close.

Then i got best speaker of the tournament. Now this came a real shock. REAL SHOCK. my scores for prelims werent even that high. But well, i guess they were good enough. Me is so happy. Me is so thankful.

Yesterday was also the last time we ever worked together as a team. So we were all very sentimental. Hence, i wanna plonk this thank ppl list here:
1. Thanks to junyi and shang, u ppl are great teammates and it was real fun working wif u all. Even more fun kicking ass with u all. hahah, hope we get to work as a team again in the future. DAMN IT WAS FUN
2. Terence and ajit, u ppl were great reserves. Terence ur research and crossfiring stuff really really helped. And ajit, thanks for taking all the shit from us, it takes a real big heart and lots of commitment to the team to do wat u do. Thanks a lot.
3. Thanks chenseong, thanks for helping us and leading us to victory. U are a damn good coach and an even nicer guy. Big big big thank you to u.
4. Thanks all the seniors who came down to help us in one way or another. thanks tim, sheng, jon, kitson, yixun, yihua, ben, preet.
5. thanks to the teachers, thank you mrs neo and mrs smith for all the support u gave us throughout this tourney.
6. thanks team 2, imran, nav, zul, jon, gautam. thanks for helping us and supporting us all the way.
7.this may seem a bit like an anti-climax, but thanx elango for letting us use the rooms this obsence times.

well, it seems quite sad. my career in sec school is over. it was so bloody fun. i wanna live it all over again. hopefully when i move on, it will be fun as well. as for the juniors, it is your turn now, U ARE THE FUTURE NOW. and unlike wat yixun said, the future looks bright. go on and win back all that our batch has lost.

this is basically all that i feel like typing, though i fell like saying a lot more. so for now, bye bye.

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Saturday, April 24, 2004

these are seriously damn funny, the asshole is a joke.
Bush Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush



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Sunday, April 18, 2004

Capitalism for Dummies
www.jokes.com

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

German Capitalism: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

British Capitalism: You have two cows. Both are mad.

Russian Capitalism: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Arkansas Capitalism: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...

Hindu Capitalism: You have two cows. You worship them.

Swiss Capitalism: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Canadian Capitalism: You have two cows. Let’s make a hockey team, eh?

Chinese Capitalism: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

Irish Capitalism: You have two cows. You feed them potatoes and wonder why they emigrate.

Israeli Capitalism: So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

Enron Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

Cuban Capitalism: You have two cows. They try to swim to Florida.

Disney Capitalism: You have two cows. They dance & sing.

Microsoft Capitalism: You have two cows. You patent them and sue anyone else who has them.

Hollywood Capitalism: You have two cows. You give them utter implants and also teach them to bullet-dodge, wall climb and shoot milk out of their utters on command.

Clinton Capitalism: You have two cows. You deny any knowledge of them.

Gore Capitalism: You have two cows. You claim you invented them.

Real-World Capitalism: You have two cows. You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

Australian Capitalism: You have two cows. You try to wrestle them.

Iraqi Capitalism: You have two cows. They are biochemical weapons.

Jewish Capitalism: You have two cows. You set them on fire and they burn for 8 days.

Cambodian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Texan Capitalism: You have two cows. You teach them to fire guns.

Totalitarian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Nevadan Capitalism: You have two cows. You charge lonely men from Arkansas to spend the night with them.

Bureaucrat Capitalism: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Real Capitalism: You don't have any cows.
The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

Environmental Capitalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them.

Surreal Capitalism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Californian Capitalism: You have two cows. They are happy.

Bush Capitalism: You have two cows. You think that cows and humans can coexist peacefully. You give all of the milk to the upper class when they have cows of their own, and the lower class needs milk.




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Friday, April 16, 2004

FINALSSSSSSSS:
yes yes yes, thats true. we made it to the finals YEAH. we got further than anyone, even me, expected us to. semis was damn bloody scary. the motion was WEIRD and unexpected, we def challenged, teachers were down to support us(so TOUCHED), nigel saluted me, i got best speaker and .......... WE WON.

really hope we dont fuck up the finals, really. anyway its getting damn late and i am freaking tired. so i shall go off to sleep.

btw oral was quite okay, except that pat nathan walked in halfway thru my reading, but other than that it was okay lah.
and engage's graphics are damn nice.

so now, ta ta.

this is another one of ajit's jokes, pretty racist but damn funny:


What do u do when u see a nigger in ur backyard whimpering in pain?
Stop Laughing and Reload

sorry if i offended anyone


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Tuesday, April 13, 2004

this week has been probably more slack than last week but here is a summary of wat has happened to me until now:

1. The Weights
i was sick and tired of being bullied(physically that is DUH) by my classmates and since i maybe i was bored as well, i decided to do weights. so i got a 6kg dumbbell and did bicep curls 200 times. ya maybe i was a bit stupid when i was doing that esp since i told myself i shall do it till my hand doesnt become numb. but anyway on the brighter side, i can see effects. for one thing i cannot extend my arm fully at the elbow bcoz of DOMS(delayed sumthing muscular spasms) yeah.
maybe i will do it again once the DOMS go away. see first lah

2. PI
it was the same as usual, full of shit, lame and they were all making empty promises. anyway, one difference was the senthil was sitting near us sec 4s for some time, in his words for a -"special effect"-, so whenever some screw up happened, we just looked at him as if asking for an explanation. poor him, he just smiled, i mean wat else could he do.
i shouted during the PI. it was probably at the worst time ever. coz everyone suddenly went silent to listen to wat auyong had to say, and i shouted "freaking extra". a lot of ppl heard it. and for those who didnt there was the asshole vishal telling them, with only one intention i.e. to get into trouble. he is a damn big bitch lah, i hate him. (i join the hate vishal gang, which by now has a lot of ppl)

3. Lesson and tests
well just had a geog test until now, i and screwed it up big time. i feel so depressed, i tot i should have done well for that. but wtv lah, like owl said - "its just a test, why u all so KS"

4. New Position
i was recently made english rep. after jasbir sacked nigel. he was too irresponsible and "not doing a good job". lucky for me nigel ponned school that day, if not he would have really whacked me up. this position is damn boring lah, no one wants to hand in their work, some ppl have already handed it in to her and i am basically useless. but nvm, at least i get to do sumthing, that is read the chinamens's compo. (shit that was damn bad)

yeah basically thats it for this week, just read the jokes below:
AJIT'S JOKEBOOK

1. What is White and Sticky
ans : A white stick

2. A termite into a bar, is the bartender. (bar tender, termite, geddit?)

3. A man walks into a bar, OUCH

4. There are 3 types of ppl in this world, those who can count and those who can't

5. 5 out of 3 ppl have trouble handling fractions

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